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The Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies: Jessica Alba

Occasionally, a filmmaker needs a lady to look smart, but can’t afford to change the script, or cast someone that can act like a smart person. That’s when you call the “Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies” – helping ladies be smart through the use of props. Today’s graduate? Jessica Alba.

Smart?

Smart?

Jessica Alba is the winner of two Lazzies (the Latino version of a Razzie) for her status as Worst Latina Actress. However, that didn’t stop her from playing the WASPiest white woman in the Marvel Universe – The Invisible Woman.

Blacktina?

Blacktina?

How will she make it as a super-powered blonde woman with advanced degrees in four biochemical fields? Witness the transformation!

"You guys! Science!", said the be-wigged Alba.

"You guys! Science!", said the be-wigged Alba.

Wow! Not since “Honey” have we seen such a Cinderella story!

Graduate: Jessica Alba
Major: Glasses Wearing
Film: Fantastic Four (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Congratulations, Jessica Alba!

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