C Me Dance (2009)

DANC FOR MOMMA

oh no! we were tricked!
religious propaganda
don’t touch a christian

Seduced By Evil (1994)

Seduced by cartoon Suzanne Somers

 Sporting Southwest styles,
Somers faces crow brujo
and morphs into wolf. 

 

Right?? It doesn’t get much better, gentle viewer. Or does it? Let’s watch: 

 

You have to admit, Somers is one of those actors who presents a really serious performance. Can’t you just feel the psychic vibes on the wind? Well, I guess she had some guidance from sassy spiritual advisor Julie Carmen–actress, psychotherapist, yoga instructor and friend of Suzanne Somers–pictured here with the author of the original book, Jann Arrington Wolcott:

Seduced by lesbigays