Tag Archives: nicolas cage

Drive Angry (2011)

nicolas cage brakes for pussy.

nic cage! back from hell!
has sex during a shoot out
drinks beer from a skull

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Season of the Witch (2011)

FEATURING AN AWESOME DIRTSTACHE.

sir nicolas cage
prance around on your pony
bleed out your sadness

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Face/Off (1997)

IT'S NICOLAS CAGE PRETENDING TO BE JOHN TRAVOLTA PRETENDING TO BE NICOLAS CAGE

nic cage, crimson cloaked,
tin of joints, bazooka joe,
eat a peach,  face? off!

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Kick-Ass (2010)

I would have preferred watching "Big Daddy and Hit Girl."

nick cage: crime fighter
speak slowly, dress like batman
mustache extensions

i mostly liked this movie, but i’m not a dude, so i had a few problems with kick-ass pretending to be gay, and with grown men having no problem beating up a tiny child, no matter how many people she’s killed. apparently the original comic was supposed to be based on big daddy and hit girl, and that would have been amazing. also, clark duke reading runaways was cool, so there you go. i mostly recommend it.

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