She-Gods of Shark Reef (1958)

she-gods? not really.
just old broads in floral prints.
dudes have a slap fight

This old-timey film is in the public domain, but you can watch it on YouTube. Here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyZ0V4eBO0

Wasp Woman (1959)

Note: this does not happen.

mad men, with monsters!
sounds like ’60s spider-man
xylophone montage!

BONUS HAIKU:
hey, it’s the fifties!
now put that dame in her place.
let’s smoke everywhere!