
"Oh, the terror is causing me to clutch this tiny towel even closer to my bare flesh!"
terrorists beware.
they’re going to stop you somehow.
horny tennis pros.
Quotable quote #1
Terrorist (upon spotting our heroes): It’s some young stud, and a broad with the hots.
Quotable quote #2
Hero: What happened to you?
Heroine: They raped me.
Hero: I’LL KILL THEM!
Heroine: I already did.
Hero: I want you to always be part of my life.
Quotable quote #3:
Token black terrorist on squad of multicultural terrorists: Don’t jazz me!
Best scene:
Before the finale, one terrorist, in memory of his fallen terrorist pals, sheds a single tear.