welcome to burlesque
your leg is cher’s microphone
glitter bras for all
cher and a crow bar
beat the windows out ya car
lame drama ballad
hard day for model
scantily clad, armed with knife
what’s that? hell portal!
this movie co-stars chris sarandon aka jerry dandridge from fright night aka jack skellington as model allison parker’s concerned, creepy boyfriend.
plus, everyone is in this movie including christopher walken, burgess meredith, jerry orbach, beverly d’angelo as a deranged lesbian, and the love of my life jeff goldblum.
hey, you little snoop
what is outside your window?
a coffin cockblock
apparently they’re filming a re-make of this starring colin farrell as the vampire, with christopher mintz-plasse (mclovin!) and david tennant in the other starring roles. my mind is blown.
DON’T FUCK IT UP.
i'm really into everyone wearing white t-shirts 4 sizes too big in this movie. and the tiny, adorable, butchy daughter.
michael douglas cheats
with glenn closes’s untanned breasts
gets what he deserves