Burlesque (2010)

"WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL MY LIFE"

welcome to burlesque
your leg is cher’s microphone
glitter bras for all

cher and a crow bar
beat the windows out ya car
lame drama ballad

Modelli Folli aka Model Madness (2010)

motion editorial sickness

ty-ty’s in film school
so whip your hair in reverse
a top model first

The Sentinel (1977)

CHRIS SARANDON = ADEQUATE LOVER.

hard day for model
scantily clad, armed with knife
what’s that? hell portal!

this movie co-stars chris sarandon aka jerry dandridge from fright night aka jack skellington as model allison parker’s concerned, creepy boyfriend.

JACK SKELLINGTON.

plus, everyone is in this movie including christopher walken, burgess meredith, jerry orbach, beverly d’angelo as a deranged lesbian, and the love of my life jeff goldblum.

AWESOME.

Halloween II (1981)

damn, michael myers!
just leave jamie lee alone.
syringe into eye.

Fright Night (1985)

being a vampire gives you ladyhands.

hey, you little snoop
what is outside your window?
a coffin cockblock

apparently they’re filming a re-make of this starring colin farrell as the vampire, with christopher mintz-plasse (mclovin!) and david tennant in the other starring roles. my mind is blown.

woah.

DON’T FUCK IT UP.

Fatal Attraction (1987)

i'm really into everyone wearing white t-shirts 4 sizes too big in this movie. and the tiny, adorable, butchy daughter.

michael douglas cheats
with glenn closes’s untanned breasts
gets what he deserves