nic cage! back from hell!
has sex during a shoot out
drinks beer from a skull
"Who would want to be with a singer-songwriter who hasn't hit the big time? ... Do you want some couscous?"
sluttiness abounds
and so do gay one-liners
yay, stabbed by drag queen!
Here’s the “sexy version” of the trailer:
And here’s a fun little scene:
So it turns out that above crazy lady was actually gang-banged by a large group of Republicans and gave birth to a teenage zombie boy.
knife wounds make portals
demi moore: pregnant hero
oh look, a baby!
sorry i haven’t been posting much, i’ve been feeling pretty uninspired. i’ve been watching tonnes of garbage, but none of it is interesting enough to write about. this movie was actually pretty good. plus, that’s two for demi moore, all we have to do is watch showgirls and then she’s a hall of famer!