john stamos: real man
gene simmons: hermaphrodite
they almost tongue kiss
like flashdance, but with zombies instead of welding.
let’s make like tito ortiz
and haul fucking buns
well, we’ve finally seen ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, and now we can never unsee it.
despite all of this, i can never, ever imagine watching it again. solid effort, really good if you’re into strippers and zombies maybe, but a pretty terrible movie all in all.