Tag Archives: sequel

Halloween II (1981)

damn, michael myers!
just leave jamie lee alone.
syringe into eye.

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Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)

As good or better than the original

A dark comedy
Rider Strong dies first, thank god
Don’t drink that punch, bitch!

According to the A.V. Club, director Ti West (House of the Devil, The Roost) requested to have his screen credit removed from the film because it had been shelved since 2007 and recut without his input. West originally envisioned his film as “a very John Waters/Paul Bartel-style anarchist horror-comedy, a very disgusting social commentary about teen sex and disease and things like that.” Though he was unimpressed with the results, these elements are still present in the final, bloody disgusting product.

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Jeepers Creepers 2

in the future, we all drive old-timey trucks.

in the future, we all drive old-timey trucks.

scottie’s no hero,
the creeper is a ninja,
whew, hibernation.

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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

This movie is apparently about Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts and some disembodied heads that are sad.

This movie is apparently about Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts and some disembodied heads that are sad.

sequel time, teen stars!
a harsh genre for non-whites.
watch out, moesha!


0:20 – Jennifer Love Hewitt takes what we loved about the original film (her “stretch out your arms and yell” method of acting) but THIS time, instead of yelling “What are you waiting for, huh!?” she says “Come and get me. I’m right here!”… but THIS time her character has evolved to a point where she decides to deliver her lines in a soaking wet shirt. That’s how you make a sequel, people.

SPOILER: OK, so the killer from the first movie is Ben Willis. In this movie, Jennifer Love Hewitt befriends a mysterious stranger named Will Benson… who, to the surprise of no one, turns out to be Ben’s son, out for revenge. Will is Ben‘s son. Wordplay, y’all!

Trivia: Mekhi Pfifer, who plays Brandy’s boyfriend in “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (aka ISKWYDLS aka Iskwiddles) also stars in the Brandy/Monica song “The Boy is Mine”. Now go to YouTube and watch it. It won’t embed here.

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Scarecrow Slayer

apparently, this is a sequel?

apparently, this is a sequel?

hey there! frat douchebags!
don’t steal that from tony todd,
he’s the candyman!

mary better run,
ROTC can’t stop it,
awesome! scarecrow fight!

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Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

do you have my copy of this? i wants it back.

do you have my copy of this? i wants it back.

well i’ve never seen
someone fuck themselves up the
ass before. A+

WARNING?: NSFW?

(the A+ is sarcastic, this movie is hilariously bad)

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Phantasm II

The sequel, by the original's auteur, does not measure up.

The sequel, by the original's auteur, does not measure up.

The ball is back? So.
What we care about: portals!!!
Come on you motha!

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