Tag Archives: stephen king

Cat’s Eye (1985)

seriously, what the heck is that thing?

three unscary tales
drew barrymore haunts a cat
what the fuck is that???

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The Stand

SWINE FLU Y'ALL! CAPTAIN TRIPS!

part I: the plague

dark man, what you wear?
canadian tuxedo
denim on demim

part II: the dreams

everyone is dead
except for b-list celebs
molly! stop singing!

part III: the betrayal

the power comes on
stephen king makes cameo
hauls corpses around

part IV: the stand

a baby gets born
ghost of mother abigail
something about god

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The Mist

Some foggy!

Some foggy!

it’s twilight zone-esque:
life lessons and twist ending.
save us, bland hero!

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Sleepwalkers

Cop-kabob.

Cop-kabob.

weird cat-vampires,
only after your virtue.
gross, dude, that’s your mom.

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Cujo

Sorry, Stephen King. St. Bernard's aren't scary like they were in the 80's.

Sorry, Stephen King. St. Bernard's aren't scary like they were in the 80's.

This was not scary
But the dog was really cute.
Despite the rabies.

But, seriously…
Come on! Your dog has rabies.
Just calm the fuck down.

UPDATE

This was so scary!!!
Naturalie fell asleep.
You don’t have the right!

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