evil snake lady
she feeds on youth to stay young…
is that you, Tyra?
Degrees – Anybody can be a few steps from Kevin Bacon, but you have to be pretty famous (like us) to be this close to German B-movie schlockmeister and general bad human Uwe Boll. In this feature, we examine the many ways that we are connected to Uwe Boll.
This one starts with another former housemate:
housemate’s sister is Rebeccah, of Canada’s Next Top Model, Cycle 2.
Canada’s Next Top Model is produced by…
Tyra hosted the 2nd Annual Vibe awards with B-movie all-star LL Cool J.
LL Cool J starred with Michelle Rodriguez in the 2003 film, “S.W.A.T.”, and Michelle Rodriguez was in the vampire swords-and-sorcery film “BloodRayne”, which we covered here before.
And, of course, “BloodRayne” was directed by this guy:
NOTE: When filming “BloodRayne” in Western Europe, Uwe Boll decided that he did not want to pay the actresses hired to play prostitutes, so he got rid of the actresses and got real prostitutes to play prostitutes. Because they were cheaper.