Tag Archives: unsexy transformation

Puppet Master (1989)

Read the review at thescope.ca…

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Zardoz

 

orange diapers

erection studies,
not as sexy as you’d think.
dicky bird covers.

poor sean connery!
what have they done to james bond?
wear a wedding dress.

 

sean connery wedding dress

Wear a wedding dress, indeed.

 

zardog zardoz

Who wore it better?

photocredit: here

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Troll 2

 

If only there were trolls in this movie

 

corn on the cob slut
vegetarian goblins
baloney sandwich!

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Never Cry Werewolf (2008)

PETTER STEBBINGS, YOU PLAYED A TEEN IN 1993, STOP HANGING AROUND HIGH SCHOOLS.

like oz and willow
with a creepy age difference
and kevin sorbo

Points of Interest:

Nina Dobrev is really into playing characters that look like the old timey beloved of a monster. I’ve only seen her in two things, and in both she is the object of affection of either a werewolf or a vampire that carries around a picture of the old-timey look-a-like lover.

Melissa from Never Cry Werewolf

Katherine from The Vampire Diaries

Apparently when you are bitten by a werewolf you go through an unsexy transformation and turn into this unfortunate thing:

UNSEXY!

UNFORTUNATE!

And finally, this:

KEVIN SORBO GUSSIED UP LIKE SOME INDIANA JONES CROCODILE HUNTER BEING CHASED BY AND UNFORTUNATE HALF WEREWOLF!

This is not a good movie by any means, but if it comes on TV, you could probably leave it on and be entertained.

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