Season of the Witch (2011)

FEATURING AN AWESOME DIRTSTACHE.

sir nicolas cage
prance around on your pony
bleed out your sadness

The Craft

Light as a feather, stiff as a board x like 100,000,000

teen girls have powers
repeat things ad nauseum
and throw hissy fits

Little Witches

not fariuza balk.

nude witches cast spells
cheap-o version of the craft
zelda rubenstein

i couldn’t find a working video for this on youtube, or google video. there is a trailer at this link, but first you have to watch an ad for a vibrator or condoms or something. fun times.

http://www.videodetective.com/titledetails.aspx?PublishedID=242528

this movie was actually pretty entertaining, and has a fanny-pack wearing nun in it. boylorne has tried to add the leading man as a friend on facebook.  apparently he’s not up to much acting-wise, so hopefully he accepts.