At a recent staff meeting, Boylorne discovered a connection to acclaimed film-maker, Uwe Boll.

Colin Berry: One degree from Boylorne
This young man was BoyLorne’s roommate for a few short days.

David Boreanaz: Two degrees from Boylorne
Berry starred alongside Boreanaz in “These Girls”.

Tara Reid: Three degrees from Boylorne
Boreanaz was in “The Crow: Wicked Prayer” with Reid.

Uwe Boll: Four degrees from Boylorne
Reid starred in “Alone in the Dark”, directed by Boll.
Haiku:
It’s a new feature,
degrees of separation.
We hope you enjoy!
ha ha…
boylorne has lived with so many
this was inevitable
More evidence that Uwe Boll is from a post-apocalyptic future (where there are no VCRs to play bad VHS), come to the present day to make bad movies for us
THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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