mad men, with monsters!
sounds like ’60s spider-man
xylophone montage!
BONUS HAIKU:
hey, it’s the fifties!
now put that dame in her place.
let’s smoke everywhere!
mad men, with monsters!
sounds like ’60s spider-man
xylophone montage!
BONUS HAIKU:
hey, it’s the fifties!
now put that dame in her place.
let’s smoke everywhere!
post-Scream, features teens.
you make self-aware comments.
do you know you suck?
When a movie is written and directed by the same person, it’s a sometimes a good indicator of the quality of film you’re watching. However, when the writer/director has a cameo in the first half hour and moons the camera, then you have a very good indicator of the quality of film you’re watching.
To keep our review fair and unbiased, here’s a user comment from imdb: “The Shower with acid in it is the best death i think because you think it could happen to you in real life, (well all the deaths can) but this 1 the most. Id give an 8/10”.
Here in Kolobos star Amy Weber’s hot track, “Ghost”, she’s been ‘tuned within an inch of her life. And there’s helpful subtitles to follow along with the lyrics! I personally recommend you watch for the photograph at the 0:30 mark. Jowly!
I need more synth handclaps!
strangely aged boyfriend
there’s no larva in the wall
chop those vegetables
this ending of this movie was so scary i had to watch “the room” before i went to bed so that i would not be scared of the dark. YOU’RE TEARING ME APART!
INSTEAD OF ABRAKADABRA
dorky magic swede,
chock full of indie styles!
but hipsters don’t vote
KAVI
kavi is a slave
this dirt poor kid won’t win it
slumdog’s so last year
THE DOOR
chernobyl fallout
the children are all so pale
fresh outta jokes, y’all
THE NEW TENANTS
last film – hope it’s good
hey, vincent d’onofrio!
let’s give him the win.
PICK TO WIN: The New Tenants
BONUS: SHORT TERM 12 (written before the nominations were announced):
then there’s short term 12.
sad kids, and sadder adults?
we have a winner.
edward cullen’s back
what a fucking dickburger
NO GLITTERDICK! NOOOOOOO!
it’s all your dad’s fault
so “ah-wooo” like shakira
prance about the moors
BONUS!!!!!!
he fights and housesits
his work out jams? papa roach
don’t sleep with that ghost
Though the film is fairly predictable, it manages to do a nice gender flip of the usual “obsessed spurned lover” plot. The male lead is the one running around, hiding in closets, and tripping over his own feet. Bonus: The climax doesn’t feature the clueless girlfriend showing up so she can get saved.
And, yes, Papa Roach’s “Last Resort” was used not once but TWICE in this movie. We think the director missed a golden opportunity…