according to mom
the funniest movie since
father of the bride
according to mom
the funniest movie since
father of the bride
an epic battle
moustache of truth and justice
shoulderpads of sin
OK, so who IS this tongue-flicking lovely? It’s Vanity (aka Denise Matthews, a former Prince protégé), playing the role of Billy Dee Williams’ cab-drivin’, sass-talkin’ girlfriend. Here is some essential Vanity knowledge:
And now, you really need to watch this. We have… about 400 times:
What movie?: Prey for Rock and Roll (2003)
What are we zooming in on?: Marc Blucas’ moustache
How did we react?: Six minutes of silent horror, disgust
nick cage: crime fighter
speak slowly, dress like batman
mustache extensions
i mostly liked this movie, but i’m not a dude, so i had a few problems with kick-ass pretending to be gay, and with grown men having no problem beating up a tiny child, no matter how many people she’s killed. apparently the original comic was supposed to be based on big daddy and hit girl, and that would have been amazing. also, clark duke reading runaways was cool, so there you go. i mostly recommend it.
fancy british twats
get drunk, release a demon
paris hilton dies
unfortunately i could not find a trailer for this gem, but someone made this loving tribute to the movie, set to the music of marilyn manson.
thank you.
mom, your beau’s a creep
your kids will disappoint him
even dan humphrey
only “bay hot” girls.
murder she wrote stock footage.
awkward thrusting bums