coffee cup drama
boy hits puberty, breaks curse
a werewolf shoot-out
this was surprisingly good. there was a total lost boys rip-off part at the end, which i loved. plus! tom jackson, and elias koteas. COME ON.
coffee cup drama
boy hits puberty, breaks curse
a werewolf shoot-out
this was surprisingly good. there was a total lost boys rip-off part at the end, which i loved. plus! tom jackson, and elias koteas. COME ON.
zombies throw up blood,
dudes, just get off the radio.
ew! gross! don’t kiss that!
terrorists beware.
they’re going to stop you somehow.
horny tennis pros.
Quotable quote #1
Terrorist (upon spotting our heroes): It’s some young stud, and a broad with the hots.
Quotable quote #2
Hero: What happened to you?
Heroine: They raped me.
Hero: I’LL KILL THEM!
Heroine: I already did.
Hero: I want you to always be part of my life.
Quotable quote #3:
Token black terrorist on squad of multicultural terrorists: Don’t jazz me!
Best scene:
Before the finale, one terrorist, in memory of his fallen terrorist pals, sheds a single tear.
want to fight some crime?
join these lady kickboxers;
shower frequently.
when not fighting nude,
all of the girls wear spandex.
it’s leotarded.
Fast Fact #1: Angelfist was directed by Cirio H. Santiago, director of TNT Jackson!
Fast Fact #2: Angelfist stars Catya Sassoon, daughter of Vidal Sassoon!
mel gibson regrets.
quote: “boring as a dog’s ass”.
your script sucks, bono.
Agents of Satan,
but with really awesome hair.
Indie music’s hard.
Spell for record deal.
Jennifer is no virgin!
Succubus is born.
the last one for real?
shout-out: clear rivers water
two words: 3-D poo
tale as old as time
inappropriate romance
sing, faux Céline, sing.
THANKS CBC!