10,000 BC

with dreadlocks and abs
they fight bad graphics tigers
sexy cavepeople

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[site news] 10 000 visitors

Cheers! The staff and crew of “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!” is celebrating a milestone – 10 000 visitors to the site. Though roughly 20% of them found the site by searching for pictures of Bai Ling, we’ll take what we can get.

Sleepaway Camp

"Have a KILLER summer!", "Camp can be MURDER!", etc. etc.

watch out, dumb children.
the moral of the story?
teen horniness kills

Dream Demon

featuring that funny pirate

look! we’re in britain!
two women sucked into dreams,
how dare you, you slut.

awesome dude on fire,
creepy doll in the basement,
new age hippie shit.

one more and kathleen wilhoite aka the voice of pepper ann aka luke’s sister will be a hall of famer!

Python 2

"Python 2": Keep it at arms length. Serve with alcohol.

big fake-looking snake.
it eats generic soldiers.
what did you expect?

Reacting to a snake that looks like it came out of a SNES game.

She's a sultry maid.

She's a cross-eyed vixen.

Jeepers Creepers 2

in the future, we all drive old-timey trucks.

scottie’s no hero,
the creeper is a ninja,
whew, hibernation.

Domino

“based on true events”
made up, untrue true events.
lap dance power, go!

The Uninvited

I'll show you a pearl necklace.

faux shannen doherty
saw dad bang mom’s psycho nurse.
woah! “surprise” ending.

Cthulhu (2007)

Hey! You forgot your box of humans!

So Lovecraftian:
Another gay horror film
and Tori Spelling.

The Hunger (1983)

Forever... and ever

Susan Sarandon
and vampire transformation.
Dramatic curtains!

Also, check out this sensuous scene between Sarandon and Deneuve (NSFW!!!):