Drive Angry (2011)

nicolas cage brakes for pussy.

nic cage! back from hell!
has sex during a shoot out
drinks beer from a skull

The Seventh Sign (1988)

this looks like a danielle steel novel.

knife wounds make portals
demi moore: pregnant hero
oh look, a baby!

sorry i haven’t been posting much, i’ve been feeling pretty uninspired.  i’ve been watching tonnes of garbage, but none of it is interesting enough to write about.  this movie was actually pretty good.  plus, that’s two for demi moore, all we have to do is watch showgirls and then she’s a hall of famer!